Dogs of War
I keep coming back to this site and laughing uncontrollably: Dog Armor
The accompanying text: I can make you a set of steel dog armor like this for 500$. Your dog will need to be a pitbull shaped dog around 65lbs or Ill need your dog here in person to get the fit right.
But it doesn't stop there.
I think this is Susie Madrak's worse nightmare!