However, this has got to be the funniest one yet:
Now with legality!
I can now die happy.
I have discovered the best thing ever. I have discovered that if I sit my dildo end-up and turn on the vibration, it dances. It kind of waltzes across my desk. Today I also found out that counting the vibration dial thing, it is 9.5 inches tall. Without the dial, it is 8.5 inches tall. The website said "About 7 inches". It is hot pink, and it dances.