5 things I learned watching TV this week...

1) One of the first things a president does upon assuming office is plan for his funeral (weird, but kinda’ makes sense).

2) Presidential funeral coverage will drown out all other new stories especially bad news from Iraq.

3) John Ashcroft is still a douche-bag.

4) Watching aerial footage of a hearse does not carry the same drama as OJ’s slow speed chase because the guy in the car is dead already.

5) George Herbert Walker will celebrate his 80th birthday by jumping out of airplane which might mean next week’s lessons will be the same as this week’s.