How did I get here and where is my beautiful wife?

Today I got the weirdest search engine referral from Google:
"dog feces" slave sex forced "had to". It came from their German language site, as if that means anything…

But wouldn’t you know it, it was for my post on Jon Stewart’s book that lead them here. Needless to say, they didn't stay long…

Prior to today, the only other strange google search was john+kerry+shoe+size which I surmised was Wonkette looking for material…