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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Be Good for Goodness' Sake

President Bush revealed to stunned reporters his precendent for spying on Americans by citing the Chrismas clause, "How else can we know if you're naughty or nice?"

He went on to explain his proposal for this winter's energy relief program for the poor with an executive order authorzing two lumps of coal in every stocking..