Bummer of a Birthday , Dude...

I've heard that a few times when I admit my birthday is on September 11th. Or, as the ancient Romans might say IX/XI.

Well, when I was kid it sometimes fell on the first day of school. Now that was a bummer. All my presents were back-to-school crap!

Sometimes, I had wished I were born on a different planet (let me off this one's gone fucking crazy).

Amazingly enough, I found a calculator that would give Your Age on Other Worlds.

So as a Martian, my next bithday would be on Sept. 19, and I'd only be turning 25.

Not quite John Carter of Mars....But I can live with that....