Batteries Not Included

Toys that make kids happy and gay, just like SpongeBob!

Talk to them and they'll respond!
Feed and play with them!
They respond to your voice and other Aquapets!

What are Aquapets, you ask? Watch the video!

If your tastes runs differently you can choose the Dora the Explorer Aquapet.

I don't know if the batteries provide a dynamo hum, but as Frank Zappa would say, "Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?"

(h/t BoingBoing)