Woot! Finally a New Democratic Sex Scandal!

There has been a decade drought, nay, a dearth of sex scandals by Democratic politicians. Until now, we sex scandal aficionados have only been offered the tawdry pablum of GOP officials caught with their drawers down engaging in some kinky shit, or upgrading their wives after cheating on them. It has been a long while since we have had a real good sex scandal by a Democrat.

Finally we've got some British-tabloid level crank with a guv'nor, no less. If you don't know what I'm talking about just turn of your TV.

Alright then, the story as we know it today: Eliot Spitzer, the first-term Governor of New York has been implicated in using the services of Call Girls, Hookers, Whores what have you provided by an outfit known as the Emperors Club. Their rates went by a rating only the Michelin Guide could envy - Diamonds in lieu of forks.

Commercial Break: Diamond Girl by Seals & Croft


These Diamond Girls cost plenty and, who knows, maybe they are worth it.

But what make this scandal luscious is how many rhymes match his name with the added bonus that with all the calls for resignation or his impeachment, he has yet to be indicted for anything.

Amongst all the clamor and criticism, Dr. Laura takes the cake.

Shorter version: If his wife was a swallorer and not a Spitzer he wouldn't be going to other women...