I Don't Do Friday Cat Blogging

Roxi Smiling... 

Because Cats Are Like Republicans:
1) Cats hate 'RATs...
2) They are selfish.
3) They are not rubbing on your leg out of friendship, they're marking you with their glands...
4) They are known to hang out with some real witches..
5) They like to be worshipped...
6) They don't like you reading the newspaper...
7) It sounds like they have really horrible sex...
Bonus- I never heard of a cat saving someone's life unless self-interest was involved!

Dogs are like Democrats:
1) Dogs don't understand why cats don't like them...
2) They invented brown-nosing...
3) They are loyal friends. No one is ever happier to see you come home...
4 )They are at home with Bums or Kings...
5) They will follow to the ends of the earth...
6) They will only go on the paper when you lay it down...
7) They'll have sex with anything, and then they are stuck with the consequences...
Bonus- I've heard of dogs saving lives at the expense of their own.

Furthermore, a dog will pine away and die when their heart is broken. Contrariwise, cats have no heart to break.