Sneak Preview of Questions for the Cheney/Edwards Debate

cjr discovers a source revealing the list of questions for the upcoming Vice-Presidential debates. Here are my picks:

QUESTION FOR CHENEY:Former Senator Alfonse D'Amato has suggested President Bush dump you from the ticket. What's your response to him, in two words?

QUESTION FOR EDWARDS: What do you have that Dick Gephardt doesn't have, besides eyebrows?

QUESTION FOR CHENEY: Over the past four years, how many days would you say you spent above ground?

QUESTION FOR EDWARDS: Agree/disagree with the following statement: "Litigators are opportunistic leeches who are sucking the lifeblood from our nation's economy."

QUESTION FOR CHENEY: If anything happened to you while serving a second term, would George Bush be fit to be president?

QUESTION FOR EDWARDS: If, as you say, there are two Americas, which one is your vacation home in?

QUESTION FOR CHENEY: Here's something I've always wondered: Does the other side of your mouth work?