Sporting Excuses

South Knox Bubba has a sportfan's list of the best excuses for why the team didn't win this time around. Here are 49% of my fav's:

10. Should never have nominated a candidate who dodged the draft by enlisting in the Navy.


6. Plan to ask Chirac permission to appoint Kofi Annan as four-star general in command of U.S. military operations in Iraq not Kerry's best foreign policy moment.


4. Really bad lighting and contrast on the bin-Ladin video tape.


1. a) Youth voter registration drive exposed as plan to gather names for Kerry's draft according to secret memos leaked to MTV, and b) hiring Michael Moore as his campaign manager.