The Dope in Rome

Tom Burka reports that, In Diplomatic Snafu, Bush Gives Social Security Speech To Throngs of Papal Devotees

The President told millions of the Pope's followers and admirers waiting for a glimpse of the Holy Father, "There's really nothing in there," as he gestured toward the Vatican. "All that's in there is really just a bunch of I.O.U.'s."

In what the White House has called "a miracle," most of the crowd was unable to make sense of the President's statements.

A comedy classic!