Barometric Bromides or Funny Sayings to Similiar Situations

Blues State Mentality: Yes Son, animals are people too…

Red State Mentality: Son, I want you shoot this chicken-stealing dog…even if he licks you.

Blues State Mentality: Yes Son, homosexuals are people too…

Red State Mentality: Son, I want you shoot this chicken-shit dog…if he even tries to kiss you.

Blues State Mentality: Yes Son, the civilians in Iraq are people too…

Red State Mentality: Son, I want you to appreciate the volunteers who are there to shoot those chicken-raping dogs…even if they beg for their lives.