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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

The Republican Yes/No Quiz

Jesse, at Pandagon, is hosting The Republican Yes/No Quiz. It starts with these instructions, "Please answer the following questions yes or no. If you consider them unfair, it is because you are a fascist scumsucking fascist."

Here are some of my favs:
1.) Do you think a significant number of Democrats want to take money from you and give it to heroin addicts in Berkeley?

3.) If I took a group of ten of your closest relatives, imprisoned them for crimes they likely didn't commit, and then made them strip naked, pile on each other, and proceeded to berate, humiliate, and abuse them, would it take you longer than an hour to tell me I did the right thing and they went through nothing worse than a normal hazing?

6.) Do you think there is a significant chance that the Swift Boat Veterans could have been telling the truth if they got combat medals for events during which they declared no combat occured?

10.) Was Ann Coulter right when she said, "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity"?

12.) In your opinion, does God hate America because of the ACLU, NARAL, PFLAG, or any other liberal group?

18.) Do you think it's wrong for the President to put the welfare of poorer citizens ahead of the welfare of richer citizens?

24.) In your opinion, is ramming things nonconsensually up the anuses of others acceptable, "frat house" behavior?

26.) Do you believe that anyone arrested for terrorism is necessarily guilty of the crimes of which they are accused?

29.) Do you believe that Bill Clinton has ever had a political rival and/or witness to his "crimes" killed?

35.) Do you think supply-side economics could work if we just did it correctly?

40.) Do you believe there is a significant difference between John Kerry's vote against the $87 billion appropriations bill for Iraq and Bush's threatened veto of the same bill?