It was the best of times, it was the end of times...

There are some days that you think the world is coming to an end or just feels like it.

The Slacktivist wades hip deep in the apocryphal mire that is the Left Behind series.

What is apparent is that Le Haye and Jenkins did not forsee a site that after you're raptured would send out this email:

Dear Friend;

This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently
disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.

The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you
and would like you to know the truth about where they went.

This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken
up to heaven...

I'm glad to see there is no gloating in the missive. However, I see cruel internet hoaxes if this ever goes off prematurely. They have dead man switch after all, and all men are mortal...