If They Only Say What They Mean to Say

I don't know how he does it, but the Poor Man can transmogrify himself into the mindset of that notorious cult known as the The Corner:

For the record, I’ll say it again: the threat from Iraq was not imminent, and no one ever said it was. Iraq was not “about to attack us”, as liberals like to say Bush said, it was “about to about to attack us,” or possibly “about to about to about to attack us,” which is a completely different thing. Apples and oranges. For a more detailed discussion of how liberals can’t understand nuanced arguments like this, please read my new NRO article,Everyone Who Opposed The Iraq War For Whatever Reason Is Personally And Directly Responsible For All Atrocities In Human History, That’s It, End of Story.”

It sounds believable, in that this is what you'd expect to vomit forth from the mouths of right-wing adherents and apologists...