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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

How to make Hummus Bill O'Reilly Style

Via Susie Madrak I see that the Freeway Blogger has a spiffy new and useful phrase for the ol' liberal lexicon:
Noun. 1) Any person who uses another person against their will for purposes of sexual self-gratification. 2) Dysfunctional sex criminal, rapist. 3) Obscene phone caller, exhibitionist, or person who rubs themself against others on a bus.
4) Colloquial: Impotent, angry man, object of intense derision.

Over the course of the next year, I'd like everyone who reads this post to start using the term "harrasturbator" (or "harrasturbate," "harrasturbating," "harrasturbation" etc.) on the Internet. The word must be used in the context above to describe either Bill O'Reilly or anyone else who uses another person against their will for the purposes of self-gratification.

So if you harrasturbate like the falafel kid you'll end up with hummus over everything.