Techie Tuesday: The Hula Chair

Via The Red Ferret Journal I found the Hula Chair for only $199.95. which has the following benefits:

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The Quintiple 'X" made think it was NSFW. So this must be the answer to the question of the day: Do you need a $500 vibrator.