Allen Deer Head Defense

Virgingian candidate Allen is gettin' a lot of flack from a bunch of left-wing Macaca-heads.

The story as I understand it is, the young destined to be senator after a sweaty day of hunting deer bagged one and through his largesse generostiy wanted to share his catch with some poor unfortunate black family nearby.

So he tenderly severed the head from his prized catch and left it in mailbox of the neediest family for their next unexpected meal - kind of like the tooth fairy.

What poor folks can do with discarded leftovers is sometimes very scrumptous. Have you tried pig's feet?

The only problem is I can't find any good recipes for deer head soup or deer head stew. If you know of any please let me know. Maybe those folks are just jealous of their recipes, or have not figured out the internet yet...