Voting for Schwarzenegger?
Before you do check out Dave Letterman's: Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Voting For Schwarzenegger
In other news, Mary Carey has dropped out of the race.
10. 'Do I feel comfortable having a governor who oils his chest?'
9. 'Have I thoroughly considered Stallone, Van Damme and Seagal?'
8. 'Is 'Come on, it'll be funny' a good reason to vote for someone?'
7. 'Has he done enough to make California a laughingstock?'
6. 'How can I be sure he'll be just as Schwarzeneggy this time around?'
5. 'Can I bench-press more today than I could three years ago?'
4. 'What would Predator do?'
3. 'Will he cut taxes on steroids?'
2. 'He won't embarrass us, will he?'
1. 'Have I lost my mind?'
In other news, Mary Carey has dropped out of the race.
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